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The awkward moments post fuck between bed and bathroom where a girl must contain her lovers baby batter caged within her box, in order to avoid a trail of cum being left like that of Hansel and Gretels breadcrumb path home. This is usually carried out in the manner of one who's knees have been sewn together, with the lower leg replicating the motions of a set of fast moving bicycle pedals, and therefore killing even the last smidgen of post cum face attraction dead.
"Oh, I nearly got caught short on that jizz walk"

"I near slid on my arse during a jizz walk once"

"Don't laugh at me doing the Jizz walk"

"Love there's some tissues there - fuck the jizz walk!"
by imaffit November 27, 2009
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Short for ultimate bias. Typically used by fangirls and fanboys to describe their favourite celebrity amongst the many that they are fans of.
G-Dragon is my ult
by Uglycat February 19, 2017
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