Urban Dictionary: Jizz

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018

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This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

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Just Jizz January

The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.

They opposite of no nut November is just jizz January

by Noah Fleischman November 06, 2020

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Nose Jizz

When a guy blows his load in your mouth and it comes out your nose

I was sucking this guys dick the other day, and when he blew his load I laughed and I nose jizzed.

by 6969lol6969 April 16, 2014

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Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.

My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.

by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018

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Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 03, 2021

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narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.

dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!

by akolaad May 05, 2016

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