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Term coined by Mez Murray in 2003 in the shooting script for CRIMES CHAPEL. Title of Heavy Metal Band BRIMSTOKE'S song from the late 80's.
CALLING DOWN. CALLING DOWN THE JIZZ WITCH
by Mez Murray May 17, 2013
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
by Dapusha April 06, 2019
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