a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
by ubertyrant July 10, 2008
A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.
Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015
Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
by HotPocketsXD June 27, 2013