Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 April 1, 2009

Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

by Brad5o5 February 1, 2009

Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

Jizzed in my pants

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm

Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!

by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013

jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...

by pantswetter November 21, 2010