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Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.
I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.
by Ramsus90 November 18, 2010
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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