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A children's film viewed with a female cohort with the express intent of covertly relieving yourself of excess sperm through oral stimulation while the audience watches unknowingly.
Man, I wish I could have taken my ex-girlfriend, Rachel, to one last Jizney Movie in Salt Lake City before she moved back to Seattle.
by guess who 2 May 08, 2008
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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