Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.
by Dreadwolfe March 26, 2020
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!
by Dr. Mario is God July 27, 2010
A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".
Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."
Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."
Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."
by I Shit Rainbows September 07, 2021
Brian: Bro, have you seen Uncle Gavin's new shirt? That really jives with my graph.
Gavin: What are you doing in my house?
Gavin: What are you doing in my house?
by AvunculusGavin October 13, 2021
by SandiH April 02, 2019
A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.
by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018