Jiselle is someone who is always loyal to those that don't do her wrong. She will often talk bad about herself but we all know it's not true. She is so beautiful and does all in her power to make others happy before even thinking about herself. If you have a jiselle in your life, be good to her because she will always be there for you.
by Icouldntthinkofanothername June 27, 2018
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Jiselle is a really pretty girl usually with brown flowing hair. She doesn’t know it but she really is pretty. All the boys go loco over her. She is quite the social butterfly, and makes lots of friend. She usually has around 5 close friends but they all fight to over her and usually only one gets her:( She is really funny but sometimes takes things a little to far, she has good intentions though.
Wow, I can’t believe you are friends with a Jiselle!
Yah, she’s awesome but I never get her all to myself.
Yah, she’s awesome but I never get her all to myself.
by Okurrrrrrrrrr February 26, 2019
The prettiest girl on earth. She has the cutest smile and loves to laugh. Jiselle likes to pick on people for fun and thinks its funny but it's not and they don't know it. Jiselle is very generous. They are really shy and can turn really red when they are shy. Jiselle are a good athlete usually in gymnastics and run marathons. They are really flexible. They don't like people paying for them and they alway want to pay for others. They can be mean sometimes but they don't mean too. They are lazy and don't like to clean up. They have the cutest smile and the most gorgeous eyes in the whole wide world. Jiselle isn't really that talk but doesnt care. They can be very stubborn most of the times. They don't really get mad that easy. They are really good in bed and great moms. They don't have a taste for wine or drinks at all.
Jiselle
by C <3 j August 22, 2012
Jiselle: She is a Latin girl with short brown hair, she is really a pale girl. She’s really quiet. A jiselle will beet your ass if you talk behind your back, even though if your her friend. If you bother jiselle she will slap, kick, or punch you. She’s sometimes really bossy at times. If your freinds with jiselle your really lucky because they will be there no matter what.
Guy #1: i meet jiselle she’s really quiet.
Guy #2: man, she’s scary I was messing around with her and slapped me.
Guy #1: no way!
Guy #2: man, she’s scary I was messing around with her and slapped me.
Guy #1: no way!
by QUEENSASBOSS11 April 15, 2019
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