A combination of a jumper and a shirt made by sewing just the neck area and collar of the shirt into a v-neck jumper. Traditionally worn by people of a lazy persuasion who would otherwise be demonstrably adverse to ironing.
"You're looking significantly smarter than usual, it really looks like you've made an effort Patrick." "That'll be my new jirt."
by rudeness1980 November 22, 2011
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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by Jenna Cool May 23, 2006
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A tee shirt that is made to look like a professional sports teams uniform. This retains the classiness of the original uniform, but at a much more reasonable price.
by ewmiller4 June 12, 2008
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by HKM1234 May 21, 2015
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