Jireh is the end all be all perfect man. He takes care of himself but takes care of his women even better. He has perfected the art of female pleasure and always has girls begging for more. Since Jireh is a loyal specimen, if he chooses you and claims you as "my girl" you will live a luxurious, pleasureful life. Jireh is not only good with women but with everyone. Being the kind gentleman he is, he cares and respects for everyone he meets and is always there when you need him. Jireh is the hidden gem that is adored by all.
"When I grow up, I want to be just like Jireh"
You gotta start acting like a Jireh if you want to get the girl
Oh my god. You're Jireh's girl? You're so lucky!
You gotta start acting like a Jireh if you want to get the girl
Oh my god. You're Jireh's girl? You're so lucky!
by Crank_And_Noodle March 13, 2017
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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1. One who embellishes the art of growing out a Jew fro, but without warning or reason, chops it all off despite the love and attraction it granted the barer.
2. One with a keen sense of majestic powers, (see dark magic dweller) where the warlock or enlightened one often has huge eyes and wears colorful pants in public places, often coupled with a cape, russian hat, or tutu.
Note: The term Jireh is used uniformly with the terms "Hathaway" and "Swift"
2. One with a keen sense of majestic powers, (see dark magic dweller) where the warlock or enlightened one often has huge eyes and wears colorful pants in public places, often coupled with a cape, russian hat, or tutu.
Note: The term Jireh is used uniformly with the terms "Hathaway" and "Swift"
"I love your hair man, but why'd you cut it off? That was so jireh of you." (Adjective use)
You have huge eyes. You wear colorful pants, and I know at some point I've seen you with a cape. You are a jireh. (Noun usage)
You have huge eyes. You wear colorful pants, and I know at some point I've seen you with a cape. You are a jireh. (Noun usage)
by ...writen by ener March 22, 2009
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Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift (1500-1501)
-A strange occurrence of the Renaissance in which a baby with the name above was born without fingernails, a butthole, or a suitable bladder for the human body. Born on the Marxic Equinox, the baby was thought to be "a weenie of Satan," which would today translate to "work of the Devil." This abomination of mammals was feasted upon by England's inhabitants to gain "supernatural powers," but ended up only passing down his devilish characteristics. In modern times, historians have found evidence that Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift was actually a large potato that happened to be in a uterus, and was obviously mistaken for a child. This is how the term, "potato eater" was coined for poor peasants throughout history.
-A strange occurrence of the Renaissance in which a baby with the name above was born without fingernails, a butthole, or a suitable bladder for the human body. Born on the Marxic Equinox, the baby was thought to be "a weenie of Satan," which would today translate to "work of the Devil." This abomination of mammals was feasted upon by England's inhabitants to gain "supernatural powers," but ended up only passing down his devilish characteristics. In modern times, historians have found evidence that Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift was actually a large potato that happened to be in a uterus, and was obviously mistaken for a child. This is how the term, "potato eater" was coined for poor peasants throughout history.
OH... you need to pee ALL the time, I bet your family ate Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift.
"You know, that potato i served for dinner could be Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift"-Dad
"You know, that potato i served for dinner could be Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift"-Dad
by A FUCKING LIMA BEAN March 23, 2009
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A piece of shit who doesn't respect women and sleeps with random girls off dating sites without a condom
by A woman who went through it December 30, 2019
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Jireh is the nicest most athletic,funny person you might ever meet he is so loyal the word was made to describe him people would be glad to be his friend yet alone lucky
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