jink

shit.
to take a shit.

"that's a really long jink in the toilet"
"OMG, that shit is mad long!!!!"

by uncle tav February 3, 2008

jinking

the act of thinking about jokes before you write them down or tell them to someone.

Hey man, I was jinking last night and thought of a lot of new jokes and pranks!

by Bobby Jean III September 27, 2010

jink

a racial japanese slur

hey man i called up tech support and a jink just fixed my computer

by masta charske June 16, 2009

Jinked

A term used to describe a particularly long and active sexual episode. Good, vigerous humpjob.

"Sally got righteously jinked last night after the party, man!"

by Johnny herrengo June 29, 2009

The Jinks Effect

1) Meteorological (most common association):
Extremely severe and inclement weather. In particular, when bad weather comes as a surprise following an optimisitc forecast.

2) A person or thing that is believed to bring bad luck (Jinks or Jinx)

3) A condition or period of bad luck that appears to have been caused by a specific person or thing.

The sudden and surprising change in weather that resulted in the tsunami is thought to have been caused by The Jinks Effect.

by Weatherman September 12, 2012

hi-jinks

noisy and rowdy activity, usually involving mischievous pranks.

where you there last night? hi-jinks were off the hook!!

by bot tech September 17, 2005

jink

A slang term for a mans penis.

My jink is extreamly huge.

by sparkeyben April 20, 2006