Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A form of food foreplay performed by scrambling enough eggs to fill a girls panties before putting a breakfast sausage in her twat. A compelling breakfast as you are able to do a body shot of maple syrup before eating your way through the eggs to the sausage.

A pile of shit that has been rolled into a round disc and frozen. The Jimmy Dean is then typically placed in an open car window or under a door.

When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.

When you were expecting the dick to taste gross cause of the person it was connected to but it honestly wasn't that bad.

To be screwed over; To get the sausage. To get dicked over.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.