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When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.
So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.
by Joe bagadonutz November 09, 2015
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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"Son of a bitch, we've looked for Jimmy Hoffa everywhere! Tell him he's gonna miss supper."
- J. Edgar Hoover, ex-director of the FBI
by AgentSythe April 24, 2007
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jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.
me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!
by KoR-tAnI December 16, 2006
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the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back
timmy just jimmy hoffaed
by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020
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