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An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.
I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.

Uncle Carl
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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When one's hands lose control so as to fondle a woman's breast, with or without clothing.
So you got the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?
by Dukatz May 02, 2011
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