Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A term used to insult one's abilities or to call them a failure.
Q: "What did you get on that test?"
A: "Not too well...I got a 20%. I really Jimmy Carter-ed it"

"I knew Jimmy Carter...I worked with Jimmy Carter...and you sir may be the worst failure in modern history, but you are no Jimmy Carter"
by Bucky O'Hare April 22, 2006
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More inept than Bush, but at least more honest than Clinton.
Jimmy Carter was responsible for the 70s.
by Lockett March 20, 2008
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A man with faux moralistic ideals that often came into conflict with his policy. Haunted by his failed hostage rescue attempt he will be long remembered as a failure of a president.
by Japanadan October 08, 2004
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The most bizarre president since Teddy Roosevelt. Did a crappy job running the country, and then got praised for telling everyone to make nice while encouraging the states of mind that opposed peace.

Sold a book that sucks
This moron thinks Israel is apartheid. Jimmy Carter is such a douchebag
by Anti-Carter January 20, 2007
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A dickwad douchebag who completely ruins a Nation!
Jimmy Carters Speech:

I want to make the whole Unites States Of America to be a Nation filled with bastards just like me.
by *...Nukin...* September 19, 2007
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