Verb. The act of being punked, embarrassed, shown up, humbled, shamed, owned, outclassed, humiliated, served, schooled, crushed, disgraced, and utterly disrespected on the basketball court.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

The act of being smoked by the best player in the NCAA men's basketball. Jimmer Fredette

To be repeatedly scored upon by Jimmer Freddette, with a variety of off balance 3 point shots, off balance drives, and amazing long shots.

Word used when one totally makes a fool of someone else who is guarding him. This word can also be applied to someone who scores more than 40 points in a game.

When you are embarrassed in a team sport by a single player on the opposing team.

The act of ejaculating into your partners eye from great distance with incredible acuracy.