An amazing guy who is sweet, caring, and amazing!!! He is the kind of guy you would want to talk to and be around!! His kind brown eyes make your heart melt. His great smile makes you smile because it makes your day 10,000 times better!! A Jime would do anything he could to make you happy and get back on your feet when you're at you're lowest. He's the encouraging type! Get you a Jime because he won't let you down!! Jime is an amazing guy!

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

jizz in my eye, or possibly used to describe the 'JIME network', and it's creator

A term used to describe ejaculation on another person.

This is the puddle of semen and vaginal secretion that is left over after sexual intercourse, commonly referred to as 'the wet spot'.

used to describe ejaculating into the eyes, nose, mouth and ears of a person at the same time.

jizz in my eye