Urban Dictionary: Jim

too fat too fit on the screen so this will have to do

ill try l

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by Coollinks November 02, 2020

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BIG JIM

The fattest person in hoover everybody be talking about him.

BIG JIM IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DIEHARDNOAH February 28, 2020

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screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 February 25, 2016

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Pulled a Jim

Verb - To clutch a round quickly or against great odds; to pull off an extraordinary feat.

Last night I couldn't get it up but I Pulled a Jim and now we both can't move from exhaustion.

by Puffnwheeze March 14, 2020

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rim my jim

The act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a penis

Chris: "hey can you rim my Jim?"
Random person: "please leave me alone"

by Welding torture juanchez October 09, 2015

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rubbery jim

When you mix semon and rubber cement and let it settle. You then proceed to pour it in your girls vaghole.

Hey bro, I gave Linda a Rubbery Jim last night!

by IceIceBABYBOY September 02, 2017

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Steely Jim

An almost painfully rigid vibrator

She was nervous to use Steely Jim

by Doctor DipAss November 04, 2017

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