Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Hisses at the everyone when they walk by. Dresses like Dorothy from the golden girls, plus side her snatch probably smells like cheesecake. Stabbed herself in the eye with her own chin once. Wears natural deodorant made From the taint sweat of Tibetan monks mixed with quinoa, possibly a vegan. forehead is so oily that ya can’t even drown the bitch! Loves flamingos.
Tod: hey did u see that new chick we hired on the 4th floor what’s her story?
Chad: yea! I was walking past as she bent over and I had the sudden urge to throw canned cherrys on her ass!
Tod: must be a jillen bro
Chad: yea! I was walking past as she bent over and I had the sudden urge to throw canned cherrys on her ass!
Tod: must be a jillen bro
by Perogi February 06, 2019