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A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021
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