Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.
She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.
by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019
by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019
Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.
Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!
by MAXXXMILLIONZ THE MEGA-VILLAIN!!! November 30, 2003
An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!
by Trollia June 01, 2012
A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).
So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016
A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).
So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016
by MakinCopsNervis December 02, 2017