A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.
by DIRECTOR DRE November 21, 2008
A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.
Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."
Sandy: "What a whore"
Sandy: "What a whore"
by Dre the Director December 15, 2008
by edder do November 11, 2006
by robsta the mobsta March 17, 2011
Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."
Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
by Brieeyeball June 12, 2007
The special kind of cloth which can be bought at your local stores *if in stock* to wipe you penis down when you have just had a good solid old wank
DUDE 1 "Hey dude my girlfriend dumped me like yesterday so i can't fuck anyone tonight."
DUDE 2 "shit man that sucks what you going to do tonight then?"
DUDE 1 "I don't know man...Hey you got any spare jiffy cloths on you."
DUDE 2 "No man sorry, I used all mine up last night."
DUDE 1 "Oh don't worry i'll go to the stores and pick up a 200pack for both of us."
DUDE 2 "Ok man catch up to you later, Put 100 jiffies in my bedroom dude."
DUDE 1 "yeah laters."
DUDE 2 "shit man that sucks what you going to do tonight then?"
DUDE 1 "I don't know man...Hey you got any spare jiffy cloths on you."
DUDE 2 "No man sorry, I used all mine up last night."
DUDE 1 "Oh don't worry i'll go to the stores and pick up a 200pack for both of us."
DUDE 2 "Ok man catch up to you later, Put 100 jiffies in my bedroom dude."
DUDE 1 "yeah laters."
by G.E. March 25, 2007
When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.
"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"
by xJapaneseSteelx May 02, 2009