by KO'H July 19, 2006
by Holè69 January 25, 2016
by Holè69 January 25, 2016
1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.
2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.
3) Getting lemon.
2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.
3) Getting lemon.
"Don't get Jif Lemon"
"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"
Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."
"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"
Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."
by Poonoob July 26, 2010
by red scout March 13, 2017
by Master Pleb January 18, 2016
A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"
by takinemoffnowboss February 02, 2011