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Dude one: "I heard Jibbles committed mass vehicular manslaughter."
Dude two: "Yeah, he's being introduced as Jibbles in his court trial."
Dude two: "Yeah, he's being introduced as Jibbles in his court trial."
by P0t4t042o October 04, 2020
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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AKA 'Fuckin Jibbles'. A very real but seemingly ficticious character that constantly puts his foot in it with obscure quotes and requests, especially when under the influence of alcohol. 'Jibbles' will go under the radar for long periods but when you least expect it and when it is usually unexpected will come out with a quip or act that labels him as 'The Worst'.
Jibbles: 'I like your necklace...but not in a paedaphilic way'.
Crowd of people: 'Not again Jibbles'.
Jibbles: 'If I took a girl home with me, I would tell her to get rid of all her shit and piss, and then have sex with her'.
Friend: You've done it again Jibbles'.
Crowd of people: 'Not again Jibbles'.
Jibbles: 'If I took a girl home with me, I would tell her to get rid of all her shit and piss, and then have sex with her'.
Friend: You've done it again Jibbles'.
by Barry BB June 14, 2011
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Susan jibbled her way downstairs. Paul was feeling jibbly. "You can't put that jibble in there!" shouted Mark.
by Arcturus Nova (arcturus@dragonmail.bounceme.net) June 29, 2003