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A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.
If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.
by Poopoo Pants of Doom March 20, 2012
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.
When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.
by Darkz November 15, 2006
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A land of a Jew! An area of which a Jew aproximates.
Jewtopia basically is where Jews are really cool! (Israel)
by wootangclan November 30, 2007
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