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Jews for Jesus
1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".

Jew: FUCK YOU!
by j e w May 11, 2006
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Jews For Jesus
Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.
The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 19, 2011
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jews for jesus
1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.
Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews
by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006
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Jews for Jesus
Jews for Jesus. You can be a true Jew and love Jesus. Jesus was a Jew!
Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.

When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.

They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.
by BeStill December 05, 2019
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