The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Inhumanly gorgeous looking snack

better than jules
an extremely hot chick who likes to be different.
brilliant in bed.
usually has great assets.
has a mighty fine ass.
loves to please others and her self.
strong minded.
always caring.

Jewells makes the world a brighter place through her ability to find joy in everything and everyone. If you are a friend of hers then you are one lucky bitch because she will move mountains for you and love you with every particle of her heart. No one walks away from her without feeling special, without wanting more of her presence. Being with her feels as effortless as dancing to your favorite song. She is funny, incredibly SEXY, and unequivocally intelligent.

The affectionate term for a friend that gets nut tagged regularly. No one would be suprised if/when he finds out hes actually sterile and has been so for quite some time. Jewells also gets hurt quite often in other pointless self inflicted ways but at least its fun to be around him.

Jewell is a female name.

It is used for someone who is outlandish, peculiar, outside of the box. This person likes films that nobody understands and taking artsy black and white photos. For ease rather than skill they'll probably also own a Mac at one point in their life just because.