If an object, person or thing is called or preserved to be "Jewed Up", It usually means that it is fucked up, destroyed, messed up, or just generally broken or retarded to some degree. Occasionally one may replace the simple "I don't know why it's broken." to "This things fucking jewed up to the max!" In order to illistrate that they have no idea as to why the object is in the current condition.
(Guy 1) Hey man, lets see your robot.
(Guy 2) Fine, there's something wrong with it though.
*robot starts going forward then comes to a complete stop and starts spinning in circles for no perticular reason.*
(Guy 1) AHAHAHA! That things fucking jewed up!
(Guy 2) Fine, there's something wrong with it though.
*robot starts going forward then comes to a complete stop and starts spinning in circles for no perticular reason.*
(Guy 1) AHAHAHA! That things fucking jewed up!
by ubersoldier December 25, 2008
To "Jew Up" or to "Jew out of" is the act of stealing or cheating someone out of something they rightfully own using cunning or speed. Origins related to the observation that Jewish people stereotypically rather tight with money.
similar meaning to "Gypsy up" although to "Gypsy up" has particular stress on getting something through use of force instead of cunning.
similar meaning to "Gypsy up" although to "Gypsy up" has particular stress on getting something through use of force instead of cunning.
example 1. (the 'Jew up' of a beverage)
guy 1- *guy has a sip of my drink*
guy 2- "STOP JEWING UP MY COKE!"
example 2. (being 'Jewed out of' money)
guy 1- "I believe you owe me 3 English Pounds sir"
guy 2- "remember that day 4 months ago where bought you a sandwich..?".
guy 1- "yes."
guy 2- "how much did that sandwich cost?"
guy 1- *mumbles and walks away*
guy 1- *guy has a sip of my drink*
guy 2- "STOP JEWING UP MY COKE!"
example 2. (being 'Jewed out of' money)
guy 1- "I believe you owe me 3 English Pounds sir"
guy 2- "remember that day 4 months ago where bought you a sandwich..?".
guy 1- "yes."
guy 2- "how much did that sandwich cost?"
guy 1- *mumbles and walks away*
by your mums wet dream August 01, 2011
After being unfairly fired from his job, Kevin decided that the best course of action was to jew up and take his employer to court.
by b0bbydigital May 10, 2006
by ThrillKill September 24, 2009
when a jewish (most of the time girl) starts gossiping like crazy and does not watch the words that come out of the mouth. This girl "jew-ups" because that fact that she is a J.A.P. makes her gossip sound much worse.
Jewish Girl: OMG, she was like being seductive and sticking her boobs in his face and it totally was soooo unattractive...
Other Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Jewish Girl:...and then he was like you can stop that now...
Other Girl: Ugh, don't start to jew-up on me!
Other Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Jewish Girl:...and then he was like you can stop that now...
Other Girl: Ugh, don't start to jew-up on me!
by Cami-Twin December 12, 2006
by Dylan H. #5 March 26, 2007
The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.
You could also before curling your hair.
Example 1:
Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?
Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Alright.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!
Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!
(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)
Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.
Example 2:
Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?
Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?
Brianne: What are you talking about?
Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?
Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Alright.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!
Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!
(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)
Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.
Example 2:
Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?
Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?
Brianne: What are you talking about?
Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
by Jew Burner 666 November 06, 2011