Urban Dictionary: JewMan

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The superhero of the Jews he can fly because of his candles at the bottom of his feet, he has a Star of David on his chest and he throws pennies at the enemy. His only villains are Adolf and Captain Aschwitz. His sidekick is JewBoy.

Is it a quarter? No it's a dime?

No it's JewMan!

by SwaggyJew March 30, 2017

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Jewman

A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.

Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.

by Gingervampirewerefolf November 01, 2009

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Jewman

How Kiwis pronounce "German."

"Justin Bieber is Jewman for basketball."

by yoforeal May 05, 2010

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Jewman

When one person is a jew and a german.

My friend kyle is a Jewman

by PHD69 January 12, 2009

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