An excessively materialistic woman who believes that the net worth of a man supercedes all other aspects of his personality and nature. JewHoes are notorious for running three simultaneous credit checks on a man before even talking to him and for a complete lack of ability or willingness to put out, as they believe their cunts are sacred ground, much like Israel.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.