Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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The small black leather boxes that religious jews sometimes wear on their head containing verses from the Torah written on scrolls of parchment.
You see that Jew over there with his Jew box on his head.
by Jewishbox June 29, 2012
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An xbox that your roommate brought in that works about as well as a jew in a pork sausage factory.
God I was in the middle of playing some insert game name here and the jew box froze! Fuck that shit!
by NotKosher69 January 16, 2011
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A person who mindlessly causes frustration, inconvenience or loss to another while at the same time not suffering any loss themselves.
Thinking of an example would be so infuriating that my blood pressure would go up and I'd get myself in trouble. That's what it's like when you're the victim of a jewbox!
by Ude January 03, 2008
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a mistaken word for Juke Box
dyke: (mumbling over her words) So my mom collects jukeboxes

Beautiful: What is a jew box?!
by jewbox October 07, 2007
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