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When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.
Elliott got really drunk at the party last night and passed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.
by mcniggleston January 17, 2012
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!
"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"
by Emsa July 19, 2012
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When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.
Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.
by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015
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to jet ski your missus
your missus assumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her ass,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her pussy beging to blow a good firm rassberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing
by phantom skier February 12, 2009
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What motorboating is to breasts, jeskiing is to the buttocks.
I walked in on Alex jetskiing a girl last night.
by Bridgland December 28, 2014
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When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!
That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝
by Kevin Reiterer December 04, 2017
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