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While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.
That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!
by bertman75 September 28, 2010
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.
While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski
by Dingledangler November 16, 2007
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When a girl gets wet and the guy eats her out.
sup max, lets go jet sking.
by i love maxwell November 02, 2010
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To bury one's face in the breasts of a woman with A cups while making a raspberry. Basically, an attempt to motor boat on a woman breasts that aren't at the size necessary to motor boat.
Charlie smiled as he quickly shoved his face into Diana's breasts and made a motor boat sound shaking his head. Unfortunately, Diana lack the proper equipment and he was left with a jet ski.
by TopGunOriginal9 June 26, 2011
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To proform finger actions in the vaginal region.
Dude i totally jet skied that bitch from that party last night
by the afganistan man August 12, 2006
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Similar to the motorboat....it is where a guy and a girl face eather other then she sits down on the ground in front of him. Next, as he stands over her, she proceeds to "motorboat" his boner and balls with her face.
Jean really liked riding Charles's jet ski on the lake.
by Blue_Thunder October 17, 2007
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