Jesus,is a total fake.He'd be cool if he was real,but his dad can go suck a cock for all I fucking care.

Used in escalating anger when saying one Jesus isn't enough. With each jesus said the tone becomes louder and stronger so by the third jesus you are using everything you got.

Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like "Sausage" try it.

Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you look.

Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.

Someone that nobody fucks with.