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A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.
I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!
by Lamarvelous December 04, 2009
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A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe
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A penis that has been through so many beatings and scabs and Unprotection and punishment but to true people mostly women know the true orgasmic prosperity of this penis it is like no other crucified so that it may rise again it is the perfect cock causing true worship towards this penis
I am forever endowed to dominic Jesus cock
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A Jesus cock is despised and rejected by men beaten abused and crucified by its owner only to rise again as the perfect cock for any vagina the Jesus cock is the savior of all vaginas that have been cleansed and washed again and are clean and fresh a Jesus cock once revealed to the woman is irresistible to her it is the cock of cocks
I found out dominic has a Jesus cock I am obsessed now
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