I thought I was home alone when suddenly, out of nowhere, my mom Jesused up on me.
Dude, don't Jesus up on me like that.
Dude, don't Jesus up on me like that.
by amenohi3 May 12, 2010
Jesus Cow
Jesus the Freshmaker
Bowling with Jesus
Chees 'n' Jesus
jESUS haT
Jesus Not Coming Back Press Conference
Jesus the Freshmaker
Bowling with Jesus
Chees 'n' Jesus
jESUS haT
Jesus Not Coming Back Press Conference
by the revolution May 05, 2004
by DanArc November 24, 2007
by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009
An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
by WordFreak August 16, 2007
An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.
He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
by dan_gleewang January 01, 2021