Term used by Christian retailers to describe small plastic toys, pens, and pencils that have been imprinted with trite religious phrases to be handed out to children for memorizing Bible verses in Sunday School.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

The best damn kind of junk there is

jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about