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1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.
2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?
Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.
Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.
Bob: Jesus Titties!
2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!
Person: Jesus Titties!
Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.
Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.
Bob: Jesus Titties!
2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!
Person: Jesus Titties!
by candyman7766453 August 05, 2008
Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007