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A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.
Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!
by ElStefano August 09, 2008
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Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.
Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020
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