Jesus Christ

My Lord and Saviour. The Son of God who was sacrificed for our sins, so we could have and opportunity to have everlasting life in Heaven. He loves ou so much...more than anyone in this world. A friend to the friendless, a father to the fatherless, a healer for the sick. He will never give up on you. He loves you more than you could ever comprehend. He is forgiving and merciful. He will NEVER EVER give up on you, even when you want to give up on yourself.

You may wonder, " How can a loving God allow bad thing to happen?" But these thing happen to mold us and make us according to His plan. He loves you so much, no matter what you do. NOTHING CAN SEPARATE YOU FROM THE LOVE OF GOD! NOT EVEN SATAN HIMSELF!
REMEMBER: God unconditionally loves the sinner, but hates the sin.

Won't you love the One who loves you the most?

Didn't exist. Point blank period. Prove me wrong, motherfucker. Some stupid motherfucker people used to sell otherwise, useless criss cross gold trinkets.

(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.

Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.

A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.

The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy