Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit
by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018
The most disruptive figure in all of humanity, and the universe’s most nonreligious figure, whose death on the cross now allows humankind to have a direct communication line with their Creator, without daily, weekly, monthly, or annual rituals, rites, and animal sacrifices, or obeying man-made religious laws.
In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.
by Fasters September 3, 2023
The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy
by Macca From Yass June 14, 2008
Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.
by Totally not Jesus May 18, 2021
by KronnixzMcShitnuts April 26, 2022
My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj
Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*
by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 6, 2022
The Lord and Savior of the universe. The one and only Son of God who died for us and our sins so if we trust in him and turn away from our sins we may have everlasting life. Trust in Jesus Christ and read your Bible today. Trust in Jesus like you trust a parachute for God is the only one who can save us from being lost.
Jesus Christ is King.
Jesus Christ is God.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Jesus Loves you.
Jesus Christ is God.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Jesus Loves you.
by Evangelist of Jesus Christ March 20, 2021