35
Popular mythical figure. Similar to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.
There is no evidence of Jesus Christ
via giphy
by 3PACTVHD August 01, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Jesus Christ mug for your bunkmate Jovana.
36
Didn't exist. Point blank period. Prove me wrong, motherfucker. Some stupid motherfucker people used to sell otherwise, useless criss cross gold trinkets.
by JayJay1000 September 03, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Jesus Christ neck gaiter and mug.
37
A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.
I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.
by Steriodsmademydicksmall September 15, 2008
Get the merch
Get the Jesus Christ neck gaiter and mug.
38
The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy
Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!
by Macca From Yass June 14, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Jesus Christ mug for your coworker Vivek.
39
A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.
Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!
via giphy
by Wistopher December 01, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Jesus Christ mug for your cat James.
40
An appropriate nickname for the cocktail consisting of the mixture of Jack Daniels Whiskey and Coca-Cola, a.k.a. a Jack and Coke, when it's perfection saves you.
"I need the perfect drink right now; I need a Jesus Christ. "
by zappytoes January 26, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Jesus Christ mug for your cat Larisa.
41
An exclamation on par with "holy shit!" "What the hell?!"
*something crazy happens*
John: "Jesus Christ! What just happened?!
by ZahhakNJ February 08, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Jesus Christ mug for your grandma Sarah.

Activity