Urban Dictionary: Jessticles

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1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.

Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.

by Otto Rocket January 31, 2005

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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

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Jessticles is a little cry-bitch who puts a dick and balls in his (or her) mouth. they also have a hot mom.

Dude 1: Did u see Jessticles with the janitor in the bathroom.

Dude 2: Are u sure it wasn't his dad?

by suckmedry March 04, 2008

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