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A annoying fucking retard who somehow gets on everyone’s nerves. They typically smell like shit, and never brush their teeth. They try to be funny, but never can and they ruin every good moment. They wear nerdy glasses, a choker, and have the feminism supporting look.
“If you weren’t such a Jessie Courtney, I’d let you hit raw.”

“Did you just cum inside me? Your such a Jessie Courtney.”

“Yo, shut that shit up Jessie Courtney.”
by Digbickslanger27 November 22, 2019
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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