When someone gets absolutely wasted and is a complete and utter state beyond control. This includes vomiting, spitting, dribbling and any other bodily fluids being released from the body. e.g. you have to carry said person along the floor by their hair because they cannot carry their own body weight.
Dude, you did such a Jessica last night. I had to follow you around with a Flash spray and dishcloth.
by Hermzit December 04, 2010
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a girl who steals girls boyfriends. she is very selfish and is a women to stab you in the back
you are so jessica
by medjnd July 25, 2017
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the BIGGEST sult you will ever know
guy1: woah is jessica even wearing any pants?
guy2: damn her ass looks like my grandmas...
girl1: such a fucking slut!
by ballinhard5 January 01, 2016
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May seem like a pretty girl but a bitch who acts like an elephant fuck elephants she had sex with her own father
Jessica is a girl She wears glasses and goes to Middle school
by Chunky Man January 15, 2020
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