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Jesseys are concerned with being serious and being more serious. A Jessey wouldn't be caught dead wearing skinny jeans, or a silly look on his face. Jesseys are multifaceted men with skills ranging from beekeeping to beard maintenance.
-"I need someone to build me a barn real quick."
-"Call Jessey."
- "What is Jessey up to these days?"
- "Honing his bear taming skills."
- "How Jessey of him."
-"Call Jessey."
- "What is Jessey up to these days?"
- "Honing his bear taming skills."
- "How Jessey of him."
by M-N-X January 13, 2011
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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One of the coolest guys you will ever get the chance to meet. Has really pretty green eyes and an awesome laugh. Complete pothead but its cool cause he is really funny. When he falls for a girl he falls pretty hard. He is very hardworking and he can cheer up any bad day you have. My best friend:)
(girl 1) whats up with Jessey? he's acting weird.
(girl 2) i think he fell in love again.
(girl 1) ooohhh
(girl 2) i think he fell in love again.
(girl 1) ooohhh
by Hazel14 February 17, 2011