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A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!
Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?
by KKBIRD February 23, 2011
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A common/fun nickname for anyone who has a first name of Jess in it. It means fun, outgoing, crazy and good friend.
Can be nicknamed Jessers if your name is Jess, Jesse, Jessica, etc.
by Jess22 March 28, 2007
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God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser
Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!
by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019
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A boner given to a guy by a hot girl named Jessica.
Man that girl jessica gave me a raging jesser, I'm plow here hard.
by Big V 47 July 22, 2018
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