Jesse is the New Zealander from midland, his hair scares the child rapist away. Jesse originates from the beautiful country of mountains and sheep. Jesse brings a smile to everyone's face when he walks past, probably from his imitating structure. Jesse has to live in New Zealand because it's the only place that will fit his dick longwise, because it's so big.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

A passionate, intelligent and thoughful man. He is awesome, he will inspire you to live life with courage and becomes that light of hope that awakens the soul.The one who captures his heart is a lucky one and should only feel pride and love to be with him. He desserves only the best.

A wonderful guy who's loyal to his friends, family, and pets. He loves anything with peanut butter and has a caring heart made of gold. God is always with him.

The HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH. He burnt his house down, then he burnt his road down, then the city, then the country, then the continent, then the Earth, then all the other plants. He's so hot that he scared the sun away.

Jesse is the type of person that everyone loves. Not only is he very intelligent but also a great Person in total. He is not the type of guy to pick a fight with but only because he knows he will win. Make sure you don't start an argument with him either because he WILL make you look like an absolute idiot. He can be a very nice guy but only if you are nice to him. He enjoys sports and is everything you would hope for. If you are a girl that is reading this, Jesse would be the best person you would ever meet. He wont only just hang out with you but will also care about you. He is always super laid back and can be funny. Jesse is strong, Good looking, smart, honest, can keep a secret, and just a great person in total.

A name for a boy who is unlike anyone else. He is extremely good looking, popular, funny, intelligent, athletic, musically inclined, and will understand you completely. All he wants to do is enjoy life without stress or worry. No one can compare to a Jesse. Though he may be misunderstood by many, he is loved by those who do understand him. If you are one to be close to a Jesse, consider yourself lucky because not many are. Everyone should have the chance to get to know a Jesse. They are truly amazing.