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Jesse is the New Zealander from midland, his hair scares the child rapist away. Jesse originates from the beautiful country of mountains and sheep. Jesse brings a smile to everyone's face when he walks past, probably from his imitating structure. Jesse has to live in New Zealand because it's the only place that will fit his dick longwise, because it's so big.
Guy 1: Have you been to New Zealand
Guy 2: No because all I saw was Jesse's dick
by Daniel5tookenham August 30, 2020
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A passionate, intelligent and thoughful man. He is awesome, he will inspire you to live life with courage and becomes that light of hope that awakens the soul.The one who captures his heart is a lucky one and should only feel pride and love to be with him. He desserves only the best.
I am thankful to have a Jesse in my life
by Thrillme October 06, 2012
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A wonderful guy who's loyal to his friends, family, and pets. He loves anything with peanut butter and has a caring heart made of gold. God is always with him.
It's my home slice Jesse over there
by Kittiewhittie April 18, 2016
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A name for a boy who is unlike anyone else. He is extremely good looking, popular, funny, intelligent, athletic, musically inclined, and will understand you completely. All he wants to do is enjoy life without stress or worry. No one can compare to a Jesse. Though he may be misunderstood by many, he is loved by those who do understand him. If you are one to be close to a Jesse, consider yourself lucky because not many are. Everyone should have the chance to get to know a Jesse. They are truly amazing.
That boy is incredible. He must be a Jesse.
by Kool Cookie August 05, 2011
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An individual who - at some point in their life - will search their own name on UrbanDictionary.com
"Hey man you should check out UrbanDictionary.com" "YA, I totally will...I wonder what comes up if I search Jesse?"
by Mystr_o May 10, 2010
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The HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH. He burnt his house down, then he burnt his road down, then the city, then the country, then the continent, then the Earth, then all the other plants. He's so hot that he scared the sun away.
OMG, LOOK AT THE GUY OVER THERE, HES SUCH A JESSE,

BUT HES NOW WAY AS HOT AS THE ONE AND ONLY JESSE CUCUMBER!!!!!!
by TTrules March 21, 2021
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