A guy who never does what he says he is going to do and always comes up with an excuse the day after for why he didn't.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Awesome, cool, epic, the emperor of awesomeness.

jesp·er

-noun

1. a professional fool or clown, especially on an internet forum.

jesp·er

-verb (without object)

1. to talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly; chatter or prattle.

jesp·er

-verb (with object)

1. foolish, meaningless, or incoherent speechon a subject; prattle.

He's a sweet and loving guy who is always there when you need him. His smile lightens up your spirits in the darkest times, and his laugh makes you want to laugh. Whenever your sad he will try to cheer you up with emotional support while giving solutions to your problem. He can also be very childish and bubbly when with friends and is smiling almost all the time, causing others to smile too. He will also share your interests in any way he can, just to make you happy in some cases. Jesper is a wonderful trustworthy friend, sweet kind hearted person who cares for others, and always thinks of others. Jesper is an amazing person, everyone should have a friend called Jesper.

An orgasm which occurs during yawning. (derived from the swedish word 'gäsp' (pronounced 'jessp') meaning yawn)

A Synonym of cool, awesome, wild, or crazy.