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Someone whose sexual orientation is dedicated to loving Jessie J.
Omg Jessie J looks so hot in the picture! I'm such a Jesbian..
by JJheartbeat8 February 16, 2012
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Any boy who attends Jesuit. Usually rich, entitled, and probably homophobic (typical behavior of an all boys school)
The jesbians are so annoying
by brothisisacoolname September 07, 2020
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A girl who low key looks like a guy, dating a guy who looks like a girl. Most likely a beard.
*couple walks down street*

Guy 1: “ damn that girl has a nice ass”

Guy 2: “ sorry man, that’s the guy. The one with the broad shoulders is the girl”

Guy 1: “ oh shit, it’s a jesbian
by Smhtmk November 06, 2017
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